March 18, 2013

Two If By Bell

Following the brilliant legal advice of Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., Esq., a man in Golden, Colorado fired two warning shots into the ground when plagued by a false doorbell ringer. Not once, but twice did the vicious doorbell tease commence his assault on the peace, tranquility and early morning TV watching habits of the kind sir from Golden. But thrice was never reached do due to the upright citizen recalling the heed of the vice president, realizing there was most assuredly a problem, and firing two blasts outside his house.

The man has been ticketed (three times in fact). Mr. Biden could not be reached for comment*.

(Likely the cutting edge legal scholar was busy assisting others that had taken his counsel)

Posted by Publicola at March 18, 2013 09:27 AM | TrackBack

But thrice was never reached do "due"

Posted by: bonecrusher at March 18, 2013 09:35 PM

I stand corrected. Thanks.

Posted by: Publicola at March 19, 2013 10:23 AM
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