April 18, 2007

Help Wanted

Due to recent events several major media news providers have found a shortage of key personnel. Positions open include:

Violence Policy Center Press Release-To-News Article Transcriptionist

Brady Campaign Press Release-To-News Article Transcriptionist

Americans For Gun Safety Press Release-To-News Article Transcriptionist

American Hunters and Shooters Association Press Release-To-News Article Transcriptionist

The successful candidate must have familiarity with Microsoft Word; be accustomed & skilled in the copy & paste functions; demonstrate a proficiency with paraphrasing; be unfamiliar with u.S. as well as world history; & be able to endure moderate to heavy amounts of BS (note: the successful candidate will not have a B.S. or an understanding of statistical analysis or a desire to "fact check").

Positions are available immediately. Hours & salary negotiable. For an interview please contact any Mainstream Media organization.

Posted by Publicola at April 18, 2007 03:12 AM | TrackBack
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