June 01, 2013

The Fun Show Song - Ammo Drought Club Remix

With apologies to Rogers, Hammerstein, Mary Martin, Patricia Neaway, Julie Andrews and perhaps most of all to Tam.

Flint locks and doubles and single shot rifles
Drillings with engravings that make quite the eye-full
Perazzi’s & Merkels priced more than the sun
But how do I feed all my favorite guns?

Seven point six two that’s priced by the boxes
But they’ll make you a deal on a couple of Foxes
DoubleTap ten mil the bids have begun!
But how do I feed all my favorite guns?

Sixteen week backlog on all ammo orders
After hiring new stock boys and credit card sorters
My mil surp ought six case is over and done
So how do I feed all my favorite guns?

When the press howls
And the polls bite
And the stats abound
I look for a deal on some shorty and weak
But somehow there’s none around

No primers or powder or brass cartridge cases
Gunnies with despair written all on their faces
No ammo no bullets no lead by the ton
So how do I feed all my favorite guns?

Flashlights and dot sights and fancy new lasers
Beside once fired cases that turn out to be Blazers
Bare shelves with thick dust that chokes everyone
So how do I feed all my favorite guns?

Twenty two rimfire and flechettes and buckshot
Thirty cal Russian that was sold by the case lot
But now buying panic has sadly begun
Now how do I feed all my favorite guns?

When bloomberg howls
Darth biden whines
There's Obama's tweet
I might as well call off that High Power match
And just go out to shoot skeet

Posted by Publicola at June 1, 2013 08:57 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Love it. I used to think of .22 LR as an industrial material, like road base. Now it's semi-precious.

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