Aerosmith. Nuff said? Here's the vid. & here's the tune with pirates.
So I was taking a break from sweeping off the car (cause the wimpy victims with cash on wheels pizza joints around here all seem closed because of a few inches of snow) & stumbled on a bid for the U.N. Ambassador post. Some of his qualifications:
"All countries and cities will be referred to by their names circa 1935: Burma, Southern Rhodesia, Bombay, Tangyanika, Tsingtao, Borneo, etc.
Speeches addressed to the Usual Suspects will begin: 'When your country has paid all their parking tickets and other traffic fines, we’ll consider your proposal. Otherwise, forget about it.'
Have grits and gravy added to the U.N. cafeteria menu.
If asked what my qualifications for the job are, I’ll answer: 'I don’t trust foreigners. Any of them."
I'd vote for the guy.
Posted by Publicola at December 20, 2006 03:26 PM | TrackBack